According to Ada Derana UNP Leader Ranil W. will explain how he will reduce COL, provide jobs and stop bombs from Exploding in Two Weeks.
Bomb Explosion from two years ago
Wait… didn’t we just had a presidential election. He could have explained this back then right. It would have stopped Gonseka being the butt of all “pay hike” jokes. So the logical conclusion is that he has discovered this during the last month. So what exactly happened to Ranil that made him suddenly see all the solutions to our problems in just 31 days.
Now the first thought that goes through my head is WHAT?? In Only TWO weeks? It’s like those ads you see on TV, you know promising to reduce your weight in xxx days or your money back.
It gets even better. Ranil apparently has a whole bag full of sarcasm and satire up his ass.
“Those days a few bombs explode on the roads. Today there are no exploding bombs on roads. The bomb explodes when you go home, when you find that you cannot buy the essentials..”
SERIOUSLY?? Now he’s comparing terrorist attacks to the COL? I guess he doesn’t get it. He didn’t have to take the bus everyday and keep his figures crossed that there won’t be a bomb. He didn’t have to keep looking at people in a bus and try to judge a person was a Suicide bomber or not.
The REAL funny bit is this
“The masses should elect a government which shows its gratitude to the people. So the voters should vote in a UNF government which knows how to repay the gratitude to the masses”
HaHa. This is the joke of the month. If people wanted to show their gratitude they will vote UPFA, oh wait… They already did that. Btw. Thanks a lot for repaying the gratitude in 2002/2003 when u almost gave the country away for terrorists.
All in all that little speech right there encapsulate the entire plight of the UNP and the UNP mentality. He was apparently saying all these to UNP party reps. (Not even a public rally) I can just imagine what’s going on in their heads when they hear this kind of bullshit.
