With the 600+ NGOs operating in Sri Lanka, Any person who wants to migrate to the west this is the most cost-effective method.

Step 1.

Make sure LTTE (Or some other Tamil Paramilitary) kills some Tamils/NGO employees (Not Sinhalese or Muslims.. because they dont count).

Side not 90% of the NGO employees are Tamil.

Step 2.

Go to the location after a couple of days.

Step 3.

Take a lot of pictures and write an article. Make sure you point out it’s all the fault of the Sri Lankan government for the existence of Para militarizes. (include the words “Tamil Homeland” and “State terror“.: “Genocide” is optional)

Step 4.

Call some friends in Colombo and say u have evidence of GENOCIDE.

Step 5.

Wait for a NGO to call you.

Step 6.

Get some of your LTTE friends to Call you from un-cleared areas and give “death” threats. (And get more friends from Colombo to do the same)

Step 7.

Sit back and enjoy White people falling over each other to get you out of this country so that you can be a witness.

Step 8.

Make sure you keep up the output.

Give testimony, and shout the word “genocide” and “state terror” every couple of days from the English speaking country that you recide in.

Step 9.

Give your hard earned money to the LTTE by way of funding a Non-Profit NGO or a LTTE front and make sure you let other people in SL get the same opportunity that you got.

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