• Rants, Sri Lanka

    Posted on July 21st, 2008

    Written by Acromantula

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    For someone who is from Sri Lanka the title will give you a lot of meaning. There are in fact two kinds of Sinhalese. No matter what ever the situation there will always be two kinds of Sinhalese. Here’s a quick list. (Inspiration for the list Courtesy of Dinidu)

    • The aristocrats who subjected themselves to British Rule and those who fought.
    • Those who wanted the Brits to Leave and those who didn’t.
    • Those who want peace and those who don’t.
    • Those who help the LTTE and those who don’t.
    • Those who put down other Sinhalese and those who don’t.
    • Those who blame the Sinhalese for everything that is wrong with this country and those who don’t
    • Those who are ashamed of bring Sinhalese and try to act all “posh” and westernized and those who aren’t.
    • And Finally the primitives who believe The Mahavansa literally and those who don’t.
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  • 17 Comments

    Take a look at some of the responses we have had to this article.

    1. RC59Group
      Jul 21st
      Reply

      I guess these two kinds are very much prevalant in all the other Communities in Sri lanka too.

      May I say there may even be more than two kinds if you look closer.

    2. realskullzero
      Jul 21st
      Reply

      I agree with ur post actually..but i guess there are few kinds as RC59 mentioned…

    3. Gini Appu
      Jul 21st
      Reply

      Acromantula has made an impressive effort to list the two kinds of Sinhalese but Appu’d like to add one more crucial entry to the list of Sinhalese types:
      those who use the label ‘Sri Lankan’ to mean ‘Sinhalese’; and, those who don’t!

    4. Anonymous
      Jul 21st
      Reply

      how about …

      Those who are born with an inferiority complex and try to hide it by labeling others to feel good and those who don’t.

    5. shehal
      Jul 21st
      Reply

      those who eat meat and those who dont?

    6. TheWhacksteR
      Jul 22nd
      Reply

      how about; those with integrity, and those without?

    7. RC59Group
      Jul 22nd
      Reply

      …and those who are like Dr Mervyn and those who are not?

    8. ۞ -- MìsChìef -- ۞
      Jul 22nd
      Reply

      I’m from Sri Lanka and title didn’t mean shit to me.

    9. Acromantula
      Jul 22nd
      Reply

      Nice additions…LOL

      RC59Group
      Tht would mean 1: 15 Million-1

      MisCheif

      Are u sure??…strange… most other people seem to hv got the point..

    10. Vasee
      Jul 22nd
      Reply

      On the contrary, Appu suspects that Acromantula is the one who might have missed, not MisChief.

      sad… ;-(

    11. Gini Appu
      Jul 22nd
      Reply

      Yes, you are correct. Like MisChief, I was referring to the title and the assumption that a true Sri Lankan would understand what is in essence a Sinhalese cultural reference. I’m sure Acromantula didn’t mean to say that only a Sinhalese could be a Sri Lankan, but he didn’t stop to think before he said what he said. Ironically, Acromantula doesn’t realise that Prabhakaran relies on people like him to fuel his arguement for Eelam.

    12. Acromantula
      Jul 23rd
      Reply

      Accromantula thinks it’s Very strange tht Vasee and Appu are mistaken about Sinhalese and Sri Lankans, and fails to understand their contradictory statements..

      Here’s a simple expressions

      Sinhalese + Tamils + Muslims +Burgers +(Others: P:P) = Sri Lankans

      Who’s saying otherwise?? This list is about Sinhalese

      *******************************
      Also here’s some more:

      * Those who creates a false ethnicity called Sri Lankans and those who don’t

      * Those who think Sinhalese should convert to being Sri Lankans and those who don’t see the point of creating new ethnicities to please the minorities..

      * Those who label Sinhalese as racists when they talk about race and those who don’t.

      * Those who arn’t afraid to say the truth as it is and those who try to sound politically correct to avoid angering masses.

    13. Gini Appu
      Jul 25th
      Reply

      Drum roll please…..for the one bloke that seems to have escaped Acromantula's exhaustive list, to show up in TamilNet. Chuckle, Chuckle :-)

      http://www.tamilnet.com/art.html?catid=13&artid=26435

      Sinhalese with LTTE identity card arrested in Anuradhapura
      [TamilNet, Thursday, 24 July 2008, 03:10 GMT]
      A Sinhala man, who attempted to enter the premises of Anuradhapura High Court on July 20 with an identity card allegedly issued by the LTTE, was taken into custody and is being detained for interrogation by the Terrorist Intelligence Division (TID) of the Sri Lanka Police. Police personnel manning the sentry point at the entrance to the High Court arrested the suspect, police sources said.

      The identity card the police alleged had the insignia of the LTTE on it.

      Police sources said the inquiry was being conducted to verify the purpose of the visit of the suspect to the High Court, and how he came to be in possession of LTTE identity card.

    14. Acromantula
      Jul 25th
      Reply

      Ginni Appu

      He belongs to the No.4 on the list

    15. Gini Appu
      Jul 25th
      Reply

      lol :-)

      I’m not sure the LTTE would want help from a bloke who rocks up at a (SL) Police Check point and flashes an LTTE ID card… not too sharp ‘eh?

    16. Acromantula
      Jul 25th
      Reply

      :D :D

    17. Dinidu's Neigbour
      Jan 11th
      Reply

      I posted below comment on that Dinindu guy’s original post.

      Dinindu,
      What’s your opinion about how Virgin Mary got pregnant and gave birth to Jesus?

      How does a virgin give birth to a child? And what was that carpenter guy doing, until the “Almighty” come and make Mary pregnant?

      I think you must write a post on that as well. May be “Almighty” made your mother pregnant too. I mean, to say that “I am Almighty!”

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